1977: Long hair
2007 : Longing for hair


1977: KEG
2007: EKG




1977 : Acid rock
2007 : Acid reflux




1977 : Moving to California because it's cool
2007 : Moving to Arizona because it's warm




1977 : Trying to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor
2007: Trying NOT to look like Marlon Brando or
Liz Taylor



1977 : Seeds and stems
2007 : Roughage




1977 : Hoping for a BMW
2007: Hoping for a BM




1977 : Going to a new, hip joint
2007 : Receiving a new hip joint





1977 : Rolling Stones
2007: Kidney Stones




1977 : Screw the system
2007: Upgrade the system



1977 : Disco
2007: Costco



1977 : Parents begging you to get your hair cut
2007: Children begging you to get their heads
shaved

1977 : Passing the drivers' test
2007: Passing the vision test




1977 : Whatever
2007: Depends