So I have posted several blogs about my brothers crazy ex. I won't say her name, but just know it is the name of the month we are currently in.

Anyways, she is CRAZY! I am not talking about ha ha crazy, when I say this I mean she needs to be in a straight jacket locked in a padded room crazy. Don't get me wrong, after you read this blog, my brother is not crazy, just stupid and my entire family has reminded him of this. But this is my latest crazy bitch drama:

Last week, I woke up in the middle of the night to the phone ringing. I see who it is, Crazy Bitch, and so I answer just to humor her. She says in a drunken voice that she is taking her daughter to the ER. I say "OK" and I hang up. Why do I care, its 12:30 in the morning on a Sunday night (so actually Monday morning). So I hung up and I then proceeded to do the right thing. I shut off the ringer to my phone.

When I woke up Monday morning, I see that she called an additional 3 times after that. I mention it to my dad and he informs me that she left a message on the voicemail and he heard it at 3AM. She said in her message that she was AT the ER (mind you it was 3 minutes after she told me she was going to bring her there) and that if my brother didn't show up he would never see his daughter again. My dad said she sounded completely wasted, which I figure she was. Here is my problem. Do you honestly think that my brother hangs out at my house at 12:30 AM on a work night? And did you heleport yourself to the hospital because you got there fast. So I called my brother the next day and he informs me that NO she didn't take her to the ER and that she didn't even check her temp until this morning. But it all started that night when she had a friend over and wanted my brother to take the baby again for the night after having her the entire weekend. He refused. So she blew up the phone at my brothers house, which isn't my problem but whatever. I just informed my brother if she does it again, I will be on her doorstep with the police to have her arrested because she is CRAZY!

Now comes newest story. Last Wednesday, she was mad at my brother for something. He was over there for god knows what reason and she got mad at ran into the bathroom with the baby and her liquor and locked herself in there and said she was going to kill herself. My brother didn't know what was going on and had the neighbor call police. She emerged from the bathroom with what appears to be blood on her arm and it freaks my brother out. The cops show up only to smell her wrist and determine its KETCHUP ON HER ARM!

Now here is where my brother is an idiot. The cops asked him if he wanted them to take her to the Mercy Psych ward....he said no all the while she is screaming "YOU KNOW THATS WHAT YOU REALLY WANT". To tell you the truth, thats what we all want. We want something to happen so that child services will actually get involved and take these children from her. I told my brother last weekend....you had it, you had the out to have her committed because she is literally crazy. She has a drinking problem and an abuse problem. Pretty soon she is going to take it out on these kids.

So that my friends is my brothers crazy ex girlfriend story of the week. Another week has passed so I am sure I will hear another new one. Oh BTW she got fired from her latest job after about 2 months....things should really start heating up now.