I hate pee tests.....

So yesterday there was no school for kids in k-5th grade. So I went to work and I took Mikey with me. I was figuring I would get back around 8:30 and then it would be gravy. Yeah well I should never count on that because this is what happened.

At my work, they do random drug testing. Yesterday they had one, and I was lucky enough to get pulled. This is my first time. So I was like, cool, get in and get out, 10 minutes tops. So I go  in there with the lovely lady from the drug place and she is explaining everything to me. She tells me that they colored the toilet water (I am not sure why) and that they taped the knob on the toilet so I can't flush. The first thing I think of is, well then where do I throw the toilet paper after I wipe? She tells me how much pee I need and I am like "NO Problem!" and then I go in there. I don't know if I got stage fright or what, but I could barely go. I ask the lady "Uh, what if I don't give you enough?". She then informs me I am going to have to sit and drink some water and come back. So I come out and she says that I only filled one tube and I need to fill another. I was like great.

So I walk out and Mikey is all ready to go and I have to inform him that we need to stay. He is mad. And then they tell me I can't leave the break room because heaven forbid I walk out to my car and grab the bag off someone elses clean pee to bring in and use. So needless to say, 11 glasses of water and 1 hour later I finally get to pee. Atleast I didn't lose any hours at work, but it still was the biggest pain in the ass of my life.

I hate pee tests, especially since I don't do drugs.