When you are sad,
I will jump on the person who made you sad,
like a spider monkey
jacked up on Mountain Dew.

When you are blue,
I will try to dislodge
whatever is choking you.

When you smile,
I will know you are
plotting something
that I MUST be involved in.

When you're scared,
we will high tail it out of here!

When you are worried,
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse
it could be,
until you quit whining,
ya big baby!

When you are confused,
I will use little words.

When you are sick,
Stay away from me
until you are well again.
I don't want whatever have.

When you fall,
I'll pick you up
and dust you off...
After I laugh my butt off!

This is my oath..
I pledge it to the end.
"Why?" you may ask;
because your are my FRIEND.

Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
but only YOU
can feel the true warmth!