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    Greg

    Get ready to eat nothing but square shaped food forever!

    Tuesday, July 1, 2008, 09:28 AM CST [General]

    Have you seen the new milk jugs at Costco? They're shaped more like the plastic milk crates the old milk cartons and bottles used to come in.

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    The idea is to not waste space on store shelves and in the transportation of milk to the store. Save space, save or in this case, make money.

    Now the Japenese have gotten into the act. How about square watermelon?!

    Neat. So what's next? You can make some serious coin if you can invent some square-shaped foods. Square-shaped potatoes, oranges, cantalopes, carrots, heck...we shouldn't stop there. How about square turkeys and pies and square fish? And maybe it shouldn't stop at foods; square toilets and back to square cars and  square trampolines...anything round  will be easier and cheaper to ship, store, stock, and sell if it's square!

    That is unless you can (like one of our listeners suggested)  first invent the round truck!

    Sometimes square but usually good for a nice round start to your morning. Check out the Greg and Melissa Show weekday mornings from 5a-9am on 94.5 KS95. And I'll see you on the radio!

     

     

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