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    Right here on the beautiful planet Earth
    Career: Still working on it...
    About Me: If I could I would take a mirror to reflect the spotlight off me and show you that I am blessed and fortunate to have love, great family, friends, and co-workers in my life. I truly am a lucky man.
    Hobbies: I love finding stuff to talk about each morning, reading, a glass of wine watching a sunset with my wife Caley, golf, swimming, dog walks, spirited dinner conversation with friends, and scrapbooking!
    Favorite Artists: You mean besides Van Halen and Def Leppard!? Here's the latest on my Ipod for vacation...Alisson Krauss/Robert Plant, Kenny Chesney, and mid-charting 70s and 80s music...does anyone remember "I Can Dream ABout You" by Dan Hartman or "Sasaulito Summer Nights" by Diesel? Thought not. I'm a freak about 80s music.
    Favorite Song on KS95: I heart Variety! But new G DeGraw is hot
    Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Old School, Anchorman, Vertigo, Office Space, The Seven Year Itch, Spinal Tap, The Departed, and just about anything with Tom Hanks or Denzel Washington
    AIM: No. 1.
    MSN: Would somebody tell me what this is?!?

    The "Franken-Wife" we talked about today...and it's not Al Franken's wife!

    Wednesday, November 4, 2009, 10:29 AM CST [General]

    A plastic surgeon has told how he chose a dowdy girl as his bride - so he could sculpt her into his ideal wife. Reza Vossough hated 33-year-old Cany's body, but they tied the knot anyway after he spotted her "potential".

    He performed eight operations to change her chest, thighs, eyes and face.

    Vossough spent five years pumping 1,600g of silicone into her body, boosting her size A chest to a giant F cup.


    He also enhanced her lips, lifted her eyelids and de-creased her forehead.


    The former waitress also had nip-and-tuck ops to her bum, tummy and thighs and countless Botox injections.

    Only after £18,000 of cosmetic surgery did Reza, 48, fall in love with her. But busty Cany, now a model, is thrilled with her new image. She said: "When your husband is a plastic surgeon, then the scalpel is your friend."

     


    Reza, who operates on 1,200 patients a year at his Berlin clinic, said of his skills: "It's almost like being God - you have the ability to change nature.


    Read more below.



    When I first met Cany, she had physical deficiencies, but I could see there was something there. She had big hips and big thighs, so we made corrections, then did a little bit more.

    "On the operating table her face is covered, so she's anonymous like any patient. I was interested in working on her. It's better than nature could do."


    Since her hubby's last op, Cany has had a secret fourth boob job. But Reza has not ruled out more work - saying: "There may be some more in the future, like a facelift, but not yet."


    But Reza is wise enough to admit that he's not perfect himself.

    He said: "I inherited a big nose from my dad, so my business partner made me a new one. And I have Botox too."

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    Hilarious Mugshots of the Day - The Iowa burglars who used permanent markers on their faces.

    Friday, October 30, 2009, 09:38 AM CST [General]

    HILARIOUS MUGSHOTS OF THE DAY: Police in Carroll, Iowa, caught two of the dumbest criminals ever to walk the earth. These two idiots were planning to burglarize an apartment complex. In a not so smooth attempt at disguising their identities, the two brainiacs drew on their faces with permanent markers. They made Magic Marker masks. Not sure how they planned to remove them after the crime.

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    Greg,



    I was thinking the same thing about that 80's do of yours...Wow!!! Dude, "major mane", you must have been the height of coolness at the time:)



    Jules

    Grand Island, NE

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    julia
    July 04, 2008
    07:44 AM CST

    Hey Greg!

    Nice meeting you at the Twins game! Thanks for chatting with me! I greatly appreciate any advice I can get! I'm sure I see you you around in the future!



    -Josh-

    Josh
    July 01, 2008
    07:44 AM CST

    Hey Greg

    Remember like a month or 2 ago you were talking to Melissa about diets? and you said you were going to try the bean and rice diet.

    How did that go? I just had beans and rice yesterday, and just remembered this.



    Have a great day!

    Katie
    May 04, 2008
    09:21 AM CST

    So the other day a I heard a phone call from the senseless bureau..that needs to happen more often! I laughed so hard, I didn't care how dumb I looked driving down the road..good stuff. You should post the questions on the site..hilarious!! and yes Cheerios do make me cheery :O)

    Christine
    April 04, 2008
    08:02 AM CST